I have been silent last week.
I took on this advanced course in the Art of Living which involved maintaining silence for four days.
Is it just me or are there others out there who think that theres something weird about doing a 'course' in the art of living. Hell, if you breathe, you are alive, stupid.
Anyways. It was nice.
Saw a lot of butt cracks.
There should be a law against people doing yoga wearing low waist track pants and short t shirts. Silence doesn't help either.
The thing about Art of Living and Sri squared Ravi Shankar is that you get what you paid for. It’s absolute value for money. They have an agenda and they need money for it and they are selling you a ticket to enlightenment. I like it. It’s in some ways very honest.
The rich shall gain heavens and the meek will be the only ones remaining to inherit the earth. How poetic.
If you are an obnoxious, anti religious, anti cult, anti social being like me, then all you need to do is skim away the guruji nonsense, learn the skills, thank the dude and move on.
I have nothing against people who walk around with a look like they are having their nether regions tickled.
Truly I have nothing against this.
Each one to themselves.
But I understand this obsession with God men.
They seem to be the only ones who seems to be getting any action.
I just have no idea why people are so bothered by this.
I have seen no job description of a Hindu god man that says that he cannot have sex. There are no commandments that state that the day one joins the saffron brigade, one has to curl up ones ding dong and put up a ‘Not In Operation’ sign on it. I don’t understand the fuss. The clans in the Mahabharata started with the progenies of a Vyasa Munni.
I do know what the real problem here is.
You guys are just jealous, aren't you?
You just cant stand the fact that there could be guileless, vulnerable women out there who will do it to you and still worship you, if only you were a god man. You are green with jealousy. You are Incredible Hulk green. You just cant stand it. No wonder you are ready to rip apart a man and a woman having consensual sex and the only problem you can find is that he is a god man. If you are going to use the argument that these guys are exploiting the vulnerability of these women, then I will kick you in the groin.
Which one of you has not used the vulnerability of a woman?
We are constantly exploiting vulnerability. Each time you turn on the TV your vulnerability is being exploited. The marriage that you hold so dear is vulnerability being exploited. Your religion, your politics, your relationships, your roles as parents, your status as a child are all thriving on exploitation of the said vulnerability. So boo hoo to your crocodile tears for the vulnerable woman in the man's bed.
So admit it. Go on. You are so jealous. But if you are into orgies, then become a politician.